Newspaper

Our friend asked us if we were going to put an article in the paper about our kids going to Western Region States.  Of course Jesse and I aren't into that and said no.  So he went ahead and wrote this article and submitted it without our knowledge, knowing we would hate the ending.  It was a cute article until the last sentence, Jesse and I were so embarrassed.  Our friend wanted people to think we wrote it ourselves.  A few days after it was published, I got texts from friends who read it.  My response to everyone is- Our douche bag friend wrote it